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Christmas Jesus Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ
Bart Simpson
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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Jesus is the main reason for this wonderful occasion. This Christmas let us together venerate baby Jesus and promise him to try hard to follow his teachings. Merry Christmas to you and all your family members.
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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