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Cold Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Cold Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Its so cold outside I saw some gangsters wearing scarves.
Unknown
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In the arithmetic of love, 1+1= Everything & 2-1=Nothing.
Unknown
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Its so cold outside my thermometer can't even register the temperature.
Unknown
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Tell me why you're looking so confused? When I'm the one who didn't know the truth. How could you ever be so cold...
Jojo
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I have done things politically, and I've been running a business at the same time, but I sort of joke that to some extent I do more than most legislators have done in their whole careers, and I've been doing it as a part-time job.
Craig Benson
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
Oliver Goldsmith
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The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, Hey! Tony! I love your show, I've watched you every night since you started! And then I'd say, Ah! You're the one!
Tony Danza
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Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
Scott Roeben
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If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.
Joe Harsel
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As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
Hussein Nishah
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What keeps me grounded is my friends and family and being able to joke around and have a sense of humor. They laugh at me about everything and I give it right back. Being able to have the sanctity of people you know and love and trust really makes you feel safe in this environment.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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What I said about Pistons fans during halftime was a joke, nothing more. If I offended anyone, I'm sorry. Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car.
Jimmy Kimmel
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The people like 'Damn, thats a cold a.. honky.'
Macklemore
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'Sace's keep me cold, slide like M. Bison.
Riff Raff
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Sometimes you gotta give the cold shoulder...Maybe they will respect you more!
Unknown
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Another loves grows cold on a sleepless night.
Unknown
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When it gets cold outside and you got nobody to love, you'll understand what I mean when I say there's no way we're gonna give up.
Maroon 5
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Sweetheart, your cold shoulder is the hottest thing about you.
Unknown
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There's still warm hearted people in this cold world...
Unknown
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You grace me with your cold shoulder. Whenever you look at me I wish I was her.
Adele
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