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Cold Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Your body's cold but girl, we're getting so warm.
Metro Station
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All my bi...es nasty like cold dinner.
Lil Wayne
16 Likes
Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War.
Gossip Girl
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A heart so cold can never show mercy
Framing Hanley
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Having a bad cold while pregnant is tough.
Tamera Mowry
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Man dies of cold, not of darkness.
Miguel De Unamuno
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Your body's cold but girl, we're getting so warm
Trace Cyrus
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Its so cold outside I'm wearing a jacket inside of my house...
Unknown
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A cold in the head causes less suffering than an idea.
Jules Renard
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That womans as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.
Foghorn Leghorn
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I think Lady GaGa, as an artist you know, she's undeniable. That was one of them things where sometimes I get a joke in my head and I kinda want to share it with the world, you know what I'm saying. So it was just one of them things man, and it's, you know, it's all in fun, it's hip-hop.
Eminem
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I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a ton of money, and I'm walking around my apartment with flashlights.
Sherry Stringfield
1 Likes
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
11 Likes
I always thought security was a joke at New York airports, and in U.S. airports to begin with. You can go through any European or Middle Eastern airport and things are a lot tougher.
Richard Drew
31 Likes
The moment you think of a joke is the best moment.
Judd Apatow
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I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich. Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story.
Peter Krause
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I can't seem to filter myself ever. I used to say when I first started, the unspoken rule was 'no cancer, no AIDS.' But then I started going to hospices and I found that when people are in those kinds of dire situations, they want to hear the joke that is too far,
Kathy Griffin
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Men reach their s..ual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner
6 Likes
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I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dir.. joke and leaving out the punch line.
Roman Polanski
4 Likes
I'm always there for girls to give them advice and when I try to talk to them all I get is the cold shoulder.
Unknown
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