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Cold Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Well, then, why are you dressed like an usher? Will Truman: Im not. Im Captain Von Trapp. I have seven singing children and my cold heart was recently melted by a young nun.
Will & Grace
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We can also cut by heat - heat punch. And we also can cut by cold - extreme cold. When you cut with heat, it makes a mark. With cold, no mark. It depends on the fabric.
Issey Miyake
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I've lived in California my whole life, growing up and in college. Adjusting to the cold and learning how to dress for the cold was much different, but other than that, I've traveled so much with this team and the youth teams that its just a new and fun experience.
Alex Morgan
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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What an insane night. If people try to use you please stand up for yourself. Never let cold hearted bi...es bring you down. Rise above shit!
Dahvie Vanity
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I've traveled the world the last few years, Sometimes I think of home, and even Stone Cold has to fight the tears.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Cruel and cold is the judgment of man, Cruel as winter, and cold as the snow; But by-and-by will the deed and the plan Be judged by the motive that lieth below.
Lewis J Bates
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Oh, it was a cold February morn. East Texas baby girl was born. I pray for her soul to sing a righteous song, oh, and when my head grows cold, Lord, Keep her in a light that's so strong.
Ruthie Foster
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Cold-co-co-co-cold. Clothes on top of clothes. I'm flyer than a bird and I'm shittin' on you ho...
Iggy Azalea
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It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players
Red Smith
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It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players
Red Smith
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Take your little belt, go home, have yourself a good Thanksgiving, but here's a little bird for you to enjoy right now! *Stone Cold wags a middle finger in the air!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Whatever the situation may be. Don't ever be cold to someone you care about. Indifference and unanswerable question hurts more than angry words.
Unknown
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If you're playing with people's feelings on purpose you've turned cold, and being hurt isn't a good excuse for your behavior.
Sonya Parker
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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I requested the gentlemen to put on their hats, and the ladies their shawls, to avoid catching cold, and then had the windows widely opened. This proceeding caused some astonishment and alarm at first; for the Americans generally have a dread of cold air.
George Combe
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And thats the bottom line cuz Stone Cold says so!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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If I write that it was a cold day, you can be sure I know it was a cold day because Pepys told us.
Antonia Fraser
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Into this pour the purified juice: and put it into a pan of water come almost to a boil and continue nearly in the state of boiling until the juice is found to be the consistency of a thick syrup when cold. It is then when cold, to be corked up in a bottle for use.
James Lind
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