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When you grow up your mother says, 'Wear rubbers or you'll catch cold.' When you become an adult you discover that you have the right not to wear rubbers and to see if you catch cold or not. It's something like that.
Diane Arbus
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When all is said and done, friendship is the only trustworthy fabric of the affections. So-called love is a delirious inhuman state of mind: when hot it substitutes indulgence for fair play; when cold it is cruel, but friendship is warmth in cold, firm ground in a bog.
Miles Franklin
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Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they
Leonardo Da Vinci
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When you grow up your mother says, 'Wear rubbers or you'll catch cold.' When you become an adult you discover that you have the right not to wear rubbers and to see if you catch cold or not. It's something like that.
Diane Arbus
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The magnificent army that fought in Desert Storm is a great army, and it still is a magnificent army today. But it was one we designed for the Cold War, and the Cold War has been over for ten years now.
Eric Shinseki
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I went to a place recently I think is one of the most fu..ed up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is the epitome of American excess, of American greed. I'm talking about a place called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If you have not been there, the basic gist of Cold Stone is that they take ice cream and then they just go ape shit with it.
Aziz Ansari
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Some people act cold and rude as a means of shielding themselves from the bad people in the world. In the process, the good people in the world are also denied. However, if you get to know these people, then they probably aren't that bad...
Isaiah Harden
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My heart as gone cold like the winters blow, My heart has broken into pieces and lost in the woods and each piece of it will never be found, My desperate shouting for love has disappeared, and the calling for happiness has faded away, And now, you've given me a reason to not fall into lies.
Nancy Acevedo
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One of these days, I'm going to look down at your grave and it's going to say, here lies Bret the Hitman Hart, the biggest piece of crap that ever walked the face of the earth. And the reason he's laying here is because Steve Austin whipped his pink and black a.. and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so. (To Bret Hart)
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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Domestic violence is not a joke...Ever.
Unknown
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
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A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
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A symphony is no joke.
Johannes Brahms
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This is an inside joke and your on the outside!
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I never told a joke in my life.
Andy Kaufman
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H P Lovecraft
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When in doubt, go for the d..k joke.
Robin Williams
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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