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College Graduation Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....
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Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference.
Arie Pencovici
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Congratulations on getting through college without getting pregnant.
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Sorry you'll someday regret having too much or not enough fun in college.
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I'd like to apply for a refund on my college education
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There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Beverly Sills
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May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments.
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There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end, it's the beginning.
Orrin Hatch
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Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
Gary Bolden
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Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
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Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire.
Fred Shero
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All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder.
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Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Garry Trudeau
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Just wanted to congratulate myself on sitting through your graduation ceremony.
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I can't wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at graduation.
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Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook.
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It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised I'd become an actor.
James D'arcy
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Erma Bombeck
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
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Graduation is when your summers of unpaid internships finally earn you a full-time unpaid internship.
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