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College Students Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "College Students Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Until these college students came into town, we were all very poor and didn't have money to do anything.
Santiago Durango
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The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the next few years that students are going to put up with almost anything, even an education.
Barnaby C Keeney
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The feeling you get after finishing your last exam.
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
OhItsVynn
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There's definitely a world view among college students that appreciates the need to act in the international community.
Jeanne Shaheen
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Amherst is a liberal arts college, committed to providing students with a broad education.
Joseph E Stiglitz
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While there are many obstacles that deter students from going to college, finances by no means should be the deciding factor.
Bobby Scott
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The faster you go, the more students you leave behind. It doesn't matter how much or how fast you teach. The true measure is how much students have learned.
William Glasser
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I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
Unknown
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The result was, when Congress convened in January 1971, everyone was now an environmentalist. They had seen a new force, college students, who favored the environment.
Pete McCloskey
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Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
G B Trudeau
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Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social life...You can only pick two.
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Every professor is like tell us something fun about yourself I'm just sitting here like, 'Im weird as fu.., honestly.'
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The teachers were focused on helping these students. The students benefited from hands-on teaching and a faculty who cared about them and their success in life and soon the students began to believe in themselves and the reality that they could make something of their lives.
Michael N Castle
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A good college is like unprotected s..: Glad you got in, wish you never came.
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The most frequent complaint I hear from college students is that professors inject their leftist political comments into their courses even when they have nothing to do with the subject.
Phyllis Schlafly
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Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on first question.
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The best math lesson we can teach college students this year is to subtract a tuition increase and benefit from the dividends of higher education.
Jodi Rell
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The movies that I did in the '80s were either good or bad, but I never was oppressed with any feeling - I mean, I thought it was ridiculous to play high school or college students when I was 30. But at the same time, that was really done then.
Curtis Armstrong
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