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College Students Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I hope college teaches you everything except how useless college is.
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If I studied the way I do during finals week all year long, I would be a freaking genius.
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'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't have an eraser.' 'That was deep man...'
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Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....
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Currently, only 70 percent of our high school students earn diplomas with their peers, and less than one-third of our high school students graduate prepared for success in a four-year college.
Ruben Hinojosa
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
South Park
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This is why I studied literature in college. This is why I became a teacher: to share in grand conversations about books, to spread the joy, to initiate and welcome students into the fraternity, into...the club of clubs, to travel with them into wondrously familiar or incredibly strange imaginative worlds.
Jeffrey D Wilhelm
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk
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At a time when going to college has never been more important, it's never been more expensive, and our nation's families haven't been in this kind of financial duress since the great depression. And so what we have is just sort of a miraculous opportunity simply by stopping the subsidy to banks when we already have the risk of loans. We can plow those savings into our students. And we can make college dramatically more affordable, tens of billions of dollars over the next decade.
Arnie Duncan
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Substitute teacher: 'Does your normal teacher let you do that?' Students: 'Yeah...'
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I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
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I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are.
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At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving.
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College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
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I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies
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Reading through the exam and thinking, 'When the f*ck did we learn this?'
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
John Ciardi
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