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Congrats On Ping The Bar Quotes & Sayings
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Dear gentlemen in front of me having the convo about how women make it necessary to lie them, Congrats. You've got us completely figured out.
Lauren Conrad
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Congrats to LeBron James on his recent engagement and to his fiance who now leads the family with 1 ring!
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Emma: Congrats? For what, having s.. with you? Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.
No Strings Attached (Movie)
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Just delivered Class Day address at Princeton. Should have actually written a speech. Congrats to my niece Maggie.
Steve Carell
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Tough way to end a season but I am truly blessed to have the privilege to play for such a great city, congrats to the Miami Heat.
Kevin Durant
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That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him I needed the room and I would pay him to move the bar mitzvah to an adjoining room which was smaller.
Lew Wasserman
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It still amazes me that people actually watching me with a gun didn't just burst out laughing. I can't even play ping-pong, but it turns out I'm good with weapons. I've got enormous hands, like a transs..ual, and that's probably why.
Kate Beckinsale
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Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room.
Mark Zuckerberg
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There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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All of my activities are so pedestrian. The extreme sport I play is ping pong. And we play it hard. If any of you suckers want to step up to the table, be ready.
Seth Green
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Congrats to Simeon on winning another state title yesterday. Back to back!
Derrick Rose
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Congrats to all the LA Kings, LA, all the Canadians that are illegally in LA and love hockey and had to pick the kings by default.
Marlon Wayans
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Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room. -Mark Zuckerberg
The Social Network
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Just heard that Anthony Davis and Wayne Blackshear were named McDonalds All Americans. Congrats to my fellow Chicagoans! I played in the game in 2007..... Cant believe that was only a few years ago.
Derrick Rose
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I wouldn't say I was a good drink maker, but I was a very good hustler. I'd abuse the customers, yell and scream at them and make them wait. If they put money down on the bar and it wasn't enough, I'd go wait on someone else who was giving me enough money. If they put another five down and I made them wait longer, pretty soon there would be $20 on the bar. Then I'd come over and give them a drink.
Ellen Pompeo
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Just another girl alone at the bar.
3OH!3
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Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
Snooki
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In the back of the car, on the way to the bar.
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The bar raises as you go.
William H Macy
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You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.
Zach Galifianakis
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