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Cops Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Cops Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I got moxie, I'm so damn cocky, Industry tried to block me like cops and paparazzi.
Lauryn Hill
30 Likes
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We can be cops and robbers. Tarzan and Jane, Marilyn and Robert but either way the objective is the same. To please and entertain.
Miguel Jontel
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And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em partners. -Henry Hill
Goodfellas
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I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops.
Tim Meadows
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You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the cops come in and say, sir do you wanna press charges?
Kevin Hart
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You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter? -Schmidt
21 Jump Street
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Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?
Tre Cool
9 Likes
They try to slander your man On CNN and Fox. My Miranda don't stand a chance, with cops.
Jay Z
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When opportunity knocked, I ran out the back door shit I thought it was the cops.
Lil Wayne
28 Likes
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I have some cops in my family. I understand the predicament that they're in. Sometimes they go into it just to pay the bills or because they don't have other choices, or sometimes they just want to get the gun.
Wesley Snipes
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The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see.
Dick Cavett
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Coke boil in the pot, shake the Feds and bust shots at them street cops.
Barrington Levy
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It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly
ICarly
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If the cops are coming, get the hopping, running. Quick & drop that onion, ain't no stopping young'n.
JR Writer
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Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.
Jimmy Buffett
3 Likes
Blue light, no cops, hop out the hot box. Cut cop, you freeze, who me? I can't stop.
Gorilla Zoe
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We got stick up kids, corrupt cops and crack rocks and stray shots all of the block it stays hot.
Wu Tang
34 Likes
It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors, lawyers and cops. Teachers are something completely different. I think it makes for very interesting television.
Chi McBride
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