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Crack Babies Quotes & Sayings
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groenin
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Crack was the best thing that happened to me.
Styles P
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There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.
Leonard Cohen
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The tough ones always the first to crack under pressure.
Unknown
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It'll never be the same as it is here. It can never be the same, but we can have a good crack at it.
Alex Turner
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I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Joe E Lewis
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Whoa. This is what crack must feel like.
Riley Freeman
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Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.
Brad Paisley
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With any project there's one or two things that you really want to do and that's going to crack it.
Matthew Bourne
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A chiropractor's patients must crack under pressure...
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Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
Dave Chappelle
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No one expects a diamond to crack under pressure.
Unknown
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God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
Franz Kafka
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How can androids have babies?
Goku
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My baby know I got it under control, never will I crack under pressure or will I fold.
Unknown
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Started from the trap, now I rap. No matter where I'm at, I got crack.
2 Chainz
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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Tom Waits
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I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels
Superbad
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Leave my door open just a crack.
Owl City
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If there is anything in the universe that can't stand discussion, let it crack.
Wendell Phillips
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