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Crazy Funny Insane Random Status Quotes & Sayings
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.
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I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.
Waylon Jennings
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It's okay to be crazy, but don't be insane.
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If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
Jimmy Buffett
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Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. For, as has been pointed out several times, there is no such thing as a random number, there are only methods to produce random numbers, and a strict arithmetic procedure of course is not such a method.
John Von Neumann
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I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
Colin Mochrie
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Texting while driving: YOLO Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO bi...es crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO
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Instead of saying "excuse me", we push each other out of our way and say "Move!" We hug each other and laugh at random moments. We argue about absolutely nothing only to find out we're both wrong. Best Friends. It's who we are.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Love is about doing all crazy and absolutely insane things and yet thinking it all makes sense. Happy Valentines Day.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I am crazy. Therefor I am not crazy...Wait...Does that make me crazy?
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I wanna spend one whole day doing random acts of kindness for random people and asking for nothing in return.
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