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Cut Finger Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx
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Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that d..k stand up like it's telling jokes.
Lil Wayne
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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I miss my friends, the fun we usually have in class, the jokes, the gossips but not the studying part.
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
Paul Gray
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
Ashley Benson
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When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan Fox
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I'm a hard-ass when it comes to my work, and I'm not scared to take risks. On a social level, I'm not hard at all. Maybe with certain men, the ones who say, "Hey!" That kills me. Anyone who says hello by pointing a finger at me I will hate for life. There's no second chance.
Milla Jovovich
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Uptown soldier with the money to the ceiling, Shining like a diamond from a eagle to a pigeon, Birds on the wire 100 deep and we chilling, Finger on the trigger, that's the uptown living.
Birdman
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It was my dream that I had clenched in a fist of discontent and wouldn't release. But time had now pried every finger open. There is peace in an open and upraised hand that isn't grasping for anything.
Laurel Lee
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No religion is a true religion that does not make men tingle to their finger tips with a sense of infinite hazard.
William Ernest Hocking
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You have to cut people off, to get to where you need to go...
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You can cut all that bullshit out and saying maybe this is for the best. Because we're going to get through this. Together.
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