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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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ni...s wanna crack jokes just to get close to me. Hope you know that I'm strapped like I supposed to be.
Rick Ross
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dir.. jokes.
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One of the great things about kids is, they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.
Fred Willard
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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The only joy I get from these parties is standing around telling mean-spirited jokes at other people's expense. -Ed Wuncler
Boondocks
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I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.
Donald Glover
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
Milton Berle
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I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But...before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger--on the spindle of a spinning wheel--and die! -Maleficent
Sleeping Beauty
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Looking in my eyes. Saying Nas you're one lucky bastard. Grip your clutch, you'll get finger fu..ed in the passenger. I hit the dutch, blow smoke out, music and laughter. See us in the coupe flying past you.
Nas
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For half a century photography has been the "art form" of the untalented. Obviously some pictures are more satisfactory than others, but where is credit due? to the designer of the camera? To the finger on the button? To the law of averages?
Gore Vidal
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