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Dad From Homer Simpson Quotes & Sayings
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.
Homer Simpson
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Homer Simpson
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
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My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd elect me, I'd make them pay.
Homer Simpson
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They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die.
Homer Simpson
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You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
Homer Simpson
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Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.
Marge Simpson
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson
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You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
Homer Simpson
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Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
Homer Simpson
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Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
Homer Simpson
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Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
Homer Simpson
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Homer Simpson
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Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
Homer Simpson
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Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
Homer Simpson
3 Likes
This Sunday, after 33 years as an actor, I've finally reached the pinnacle of my career. I am Stradivarius Cain, Homer Simpson's fantasy!
Bryan Cranston
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I always have at least my mom or dad with me...if not my sister.
Cody Simpson
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