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Daniel Tosh Dont Blame Quotes & Sayings
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Daniel Tosh
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Daniel Tosh
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
Daniel Tosh
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Daniel Tosh
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I dont blame others But I blame myself.
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Daniel Tosh
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Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet.
Daniel Tosh
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Dont blame me when I dont call or text you, I'm just finishing what you started.
Unknown
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See just as I'm about to trust people, they leave me hanging so dont blame me that I dont like making new friends.
Unknown
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Singers dont measure up, and try and blame the Pyrex Damn, Ima do it bigger than a 5-ex Cant ride with an L, so I dont drive lex.
Fabolous
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The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.
Daniel Tosh
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
Daniel Tosh
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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.
Daniel Tosh
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When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
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Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
Daniel Tosh
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Daniel Tosh
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Take every obstacle, challenge and turmoil in life with ease and stay positive. To look back and to blame the past will multiply your difficulties and will drag you backward.
Anil SInha
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I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance -- fake
Daniel Tosh
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I cant blame you for being who you are, I can only blame myself for thinking you were different.
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Don't blame people for disappointing you, Blame yourself for expecting too much.
Hussein Nishah
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