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Dead Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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They've great respect for the dead in Hollywood, but none for the living.
Errol Flynn
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How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up.
Casey Stengel
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Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse.
Unknown
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
Tom Lehrer
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Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.
Kate Hudson
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I'm going as a zombie for Halloween by slouching half-dead at my desk like every other day of the year.
Unknown
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Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.
Kate Hudson
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Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny
Frank Zappa
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Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head.
Pet Shop Boys
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In Spain, the dead are more alive than the dead of any other country in the world.
Federico Garcia Lorca
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What is perhaps more worthy of note than how many tsunami dead we've seen, however, is how many other recent dead we have not seen.
Bruce Jackson
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People say that chivalry is dead, I don't think that it's dead, I think it's just got the 'flu!
Meg Ryan
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In this war - as in others - I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
Butler Shaffer
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I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a waste of your time, maybe I'm better off dead.
Blink 182
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When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.
Judith Viorst
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Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead.
Andy Samberg
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Who is this irrestibles creature who has an insaciable love for the dead? Living Dead Girl!
Rob Zombie
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
Robin Williams
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Most of the groups I worked with 30 years ago are either dead or dead broke. And it's a shame.
Ronnie Spector
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