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Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...
Deuteronomy 14:21
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Patience is tanent, love is selfless and if your gonna live a lie, you're better off dead.
Lil Wayne
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All of a sudden their husband's dead and maybe a child is dead and they have absolutely nothing - and they're heading through the desert at night.
Nicholas D Kristof
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Are you dead or are you sleeping? God I sure hope you are dead.
Isaac Brock
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You are either alive and proud or you are dead, and when you are dead, you can't care anyway.
Steven Biko
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When you took my lips, I took your breath. Sometimes love is better off dead.
Motley Crue
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When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.
Nikhil Saluja
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Dance with the dead in my dreams. Listen to their hallowed screams. The dead have taken my soul. Temptation's lost all control.
Slayer
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Because when they strike it can be that quick that if they're within range, you're dead, you're dead in your tracks. And his head weighs more than my body so it's WHACK!
Steve Irwin
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School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...
Unknown
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He is not dead who departs from life with a high and noble fame; but he is dead, even while living, whose brow is branded with infamy.
Ludwig Tieck
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Exclusively oral cultures are unencumbered by dead knowledge, dead facts. Libraries, on the other hand, are full of them.
Huston Smith
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I ought not to speak about the dead because the dead are all over the place.
Harold Pinter
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School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora.
Unknown
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Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
Colin Mochrie
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Jesus claimed He had the power to raise himself from the dead and His followers would be raised from the dead. That's a unique claim in the literature of religion.
Josh McDowell
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You can never betray the people who are dead, so you go on being a public Jew; the dead can't answer slurs, but I'm here. I would love to think that Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, but he doesn't.
Anita Brookner
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't walk... he's dead. Amen. -Stan
American Dad
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But there is not a passage in the Old Testament that speaks of a person, who, after being crucified, dead, and buried, should rise from the dead, and ascend into heaven
Thomas Paine
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Until it is kindled by a spirit as flamingly alive as the one which gave it birth a book is dead to us. Words divested of their magic are but dead hieroglyphs.
H Jackson Brown Jr
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