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Diet Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I think I've done every crazy diet there was in the beginning, but it's weird: I'm thinner now than I was when I was modeling. I don't obsess about it.
Molly Sims
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We always think of a diet with a big groan. But I think diets are fun. I think it is an American pastime for a lot of women.
Mindy Kaling
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My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
Carol Burnett
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Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
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I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.
John Candy
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For me, it's all about moderation. I don't kick things out of my diet, like carbs. But I'm not going to eat fast food.
Bobby Flay
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When I was younger I really didn't take care of myself at all. I basically lived on Coca-Cola and cigarettes. That was my diet.
Michelle Pfeiffer
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I did lose weight between the pilot and the second episode, by giving up booze, increasing workouts and following a macrobiotic diet.
Amber Heard
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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis
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I have been following a vegan diet now since the 1980s, and find it not only healthier, but also much more attractive than the chunks of meat that were on my plate as a child.
Neal Barnard
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I followed the same diet for 20 years, eliminating starches, living on salads, lean meat, and small portions.
Gene Tierney
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And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and a healthy diet.
Julie Bishop
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He who takes medicine and neglects to diet wastes the skill of his doctors.
Chinese Proverb
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I go to the gym five days a week and I have a personal trainer. I am on a strict diet, which is kind of hard to keep up with on the road, but I stick to it as well as I can.
Lou Gramm
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I am not naturally that thin, so I had to go through everything from using drugs to diet pills to laxatives to fasting. Those were my main ways of controlling my weight.
Carre Otis
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Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can come. Try to eat a balanced diet. Guys only want one thing.
Christopher Meloni
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A new study found that a mothers diet affects her babys allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.
Jimmy Fallon
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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