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Diet Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm on that 'I don't give a fu.. diet.' I've lost 10 assholes already.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I am on a 24 hour champagne diet.
Drake
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I'm fat, I need a diet.
Lady Sovereign
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I am on a 24 hour champagne diet.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I have to be very careful about diet and exercise.
Taylor Dayne
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I need my food to keep my energy up, so I can't really diet.
Sienna Miller
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Hope is a very thin diet.
Thomas Shadwell
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On a diet, but I'm doing donuts in the six speed.
Nicki Minaj
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I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time.
Bobby Flay
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I did my famous cabbage soup diet, so I was able to do it.
Ellen Burstyn
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On a diet but my pockets eating cheesecake.
Nicki Minaj
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Nothing tastes as good as being healthy feels. Nothing. Diet is everything.
Unknown
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I was elected to the Diet in the same way as at every parliamentary election.
Fritz Sauckel
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The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman.
Daniel D Palmer
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I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.
Naomi Campbell
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Why yo money lookin like it's on a diet pill?
Kid Ink
97 Likes
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet.
Gustave Flaubert
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My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes might help and that I also might need a medication.
Della Reese
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