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Dont Drink And Drive You Might Spill Your Quotes & Sayings
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I really cant deny it, I am who I am. Im pretty normal. Im not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things I really dont have it all together.
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Me and Lauren Conrad take cabs everywhere in L.A. at night. We never drink and drive.
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I just want to remind everyone to don't drink and drive! Just call a cab! Happy labor day weekend!
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Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.
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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
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All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.
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They shall not drink wine with a song; strong drink shall be bitter to them that drink it.
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If I spill drank on my clothes, I can do dat. It dont matter cause I buy me some more, I can do dat. I'ma spend about fifty in the mall, I can do dat. I'ma buy me a Bentley in the fall, I can do dat.
Lil Flip
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Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse around.
Whitey Ford
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In 1950, when the Giants signed me, they gave me $15,000. I bought a 1950 Mercury. I couldn't drive, but I had it in the parking lot there, and everybody that could drive would drive the car. So it was like a community thing.
Willie Mays
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It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink: Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
Casey Stengel
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Have a fun labor day weekend. But if you drink don't drive. Seriously don't be a douche. You could kill someone or yourself.
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just dont wanna do anything to pressure you or drive you away, even though sometimes I cant help it..just like I cant help that I fell in love with you, because I did.
Nathan Scott
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I seriously dont understand why we have to drive there. I mean why not just go in a covered wagon?
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Dont sweat the small stuff. You're going to drive yourself crazy with all that unsatisfaction.
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I don't' want no birds up in my car, I dont drive no chicken coupe.
Ludacris
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In the Lamborghini I have to avoid certain roads because of pot holes, and there's nowhere to put my drink, no cup holder. And I'm not going to lie, it looks pretentious. I used to think it was cool to, like, drive it to dinner. Now? Like I really need to be looked at any more.
Danica Patrick
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I'm the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don't drink and drive, and I don't. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.
Tracey Gold
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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