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Dont Have Kids If You Cant Take Car Quotes & Sayings
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
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When when my car come out the whor..s come out. Dont even get on twitter no more cause Im what your bi... talkin bout.
Wiz Khalifa
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Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you dont throw yourself down the stairs, thats a choice. Every time you dont crash your car, you reenlist.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you dont throw yourself down the stairs, thats a choice. Every time you dont crash your car, you reenlist.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love ya, weve been best friends since we were kids, its like I dont have a problem with Lauren either, so Im not just going to go around hating Lauren just cuz you hate Lauren.
Brody Jenner
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I have my own car...My own bank account...A roof over my head and they have toys for pleasure...I dont NEED a man for shit.
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Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.
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On the one hand, people think they own kids; they feel that they have the right to tell the kids what to do. On the other hand, people envy kids. We'd like to be kids our whole lives. Kids get to do what they do. They live on their instincts.
David Duchovny
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Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's most attractive car, but they look better when you push two of them together.
Seth Meyers
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
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On the floors, ceilings, the safe, bi..., I got all you envy but dont offend, Im skinny, but still Im too big for a Bentley. You are your car, what could represent me.
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I dont think that people do enough, but then again what is enough at the end of the day. We want to help raise awareness and maybe help get some other celebrity friends involved. I think its important that they bring awareness to things that are important. We think that its important to bring these kids joy. Kids are our next everything, the next generation, its very important that theyre taken care of.
Vanessa Simmons
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I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again.' I can't bring my mom back, but I can have children.
Mindy Kaling
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I remember really bonding with the first generation kids, the Chinese Canadian kids, and in high school bonding with the Latin kids and the East Indian kids. It was very interesting because it made me open to lots of musical sounds.
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Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you dont like.
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While Im apologizing why dont I just say to the whole car how truly sorry I am for being such an insane control freak all the time.
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We should tell our kids to just have fun, participate and not get bent on winning or losing. But every coach, when they say that, they say it tongue in cheek, 'Don't worry about winning': If you win I'll get you ice cream, but if you lose I'm going to pout in the car.
Bode Miller
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My dad used to say that living with regrets was like driving a car that only moved in reverse.
Jodi Picoult
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When you face reality and realize you take life for granted. Kids like us dont understand how lucky we really are.
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Right now, I do not like kids at all. I mean, I love my fans and everything, but when you have kids following you around all day, it's like, Ugh, kids! Maybe that will change when I get older.
Vanessa Hudgens
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