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Dont Hit A Homer Quotes & Sayings
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
Winston Churchill
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Being pretty on the inside means you dont hit your brother and you eat all your peas thats what my grandma taught me.
Lord Chesterfield
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When you hit rock bottom in life, dont rush to get back up on your feet. Take your time. Work your way up slowly. No rushing.
Unknown
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Hit strip clubs find bi...es with big butts. I dont give a fu.. Im getting drunk, only live once.
Mac Miller
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But the thing about skydiving: I feel when you do something where its almost like your whole life flashes in front of you, its supposed to be that when you hit the ground, you dont fear anything. And its really a motivating force for you to just get out there and do as much as you can, because its crazy.
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Falling down aint falling down if you dont cry when you hit the floor.
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Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Dont Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the drive I'm talking about. The minute you hit it, you just drop your club. You hang on to the beer, let's don't get stupid. And I watch this ball just go and go and...kind of hit this guy in the head. And I felt bad, but he overreacted, I thought. I mean, it wasn't like a square hit; it just kind of glanced off his head. But he goes whippin' his car off the freeway, like 'here we go!' Mr. Attitude! So now, he's barreling down the fairway screaming at the top of his lungs, like 'what are you, some kind of cruddy golfer?' I'm like, 'hey, I hit you, didn't I? You were traveling sixty-five miles an hour. That's a pretty good shot in my book.'
Bill Engvall
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Dont settle, dont give up, dont quit, dont complain, dont stop working towards what you want in life! Just keep working.
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I've been hit hard a few times, been hit really hard a few times, but I don't think I've ever left a memorable, lasting impression on anyone I've ever hit.
Steve Yzerman
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I think the nice thing about our show is that its not like a cartoon, where you hit somebody with a hammer and they bounce back. Theres always repercussions, and were always referencing things, and theres always fallout. So I dont know exactly how its going to play out, but that happened between them, so that will always be there.
Gillian Jacobs
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Dont make promises you cant keep. Dont give others false hope. Dont break hearts. DONT HURT MY FRIEND. Is that so hard for you to understand.
Unknown
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If you take photographs, dont speak, dont write, dont analyse yourself, and dont answer any questions.
Robert Doisneau
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I've worked with it. I took three putts and hit the first one about 3 inches fat. The second one, I hit it; and I hit the third 15 inches fat. That was it.
Tom Watson
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If you dont like me then you dont like me. I dont need to know an explanation because Idgaf.
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I went for the premiere of the fifth film, but other than that, Id never really gone there before. People seem to have a very bizarre perception of me that Im a Hollywood actor. I dont think of myself that way. When I was out there and telling people it was pretty much my first trip, jaws just hit the floor. They were looking at me like I had two heads.
Daniel Radcliffe
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I dont have scales any more and I dont weigh myself. I would urge women everywhere to throw out their scales. Even when I go to the doctors office Im like, Dont tell me. Just write it on your chart and dont tell me. It does you no good to know.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Please dont make me expect. Please dont lead me on. Please dont leave me hanging. Please dont hurt me.
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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