TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Drinking And Driving Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Drinking And Driving" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Drunk Driving
Funny Facebook Status
Funny
Driving
Suspicion
Funny
Driving
Drinking
Theft
Drinking
Humor
Movies
Facebook Status
Bitchy
Clever Facebook Status
Blame
Music
Speech
Smart Alec
Show more
Alcohol
Dieting
Advice
Life Lesson
Baseball
Hollywood
People
Summer
Rules
Summertime
Alcohol
Weekend
Being Drunk
It Is What It Is
Beer
Wine
Gambling
Girl
Being Alone
Love
Laziness
Regret
Party
Jokes
Party Hard
Teenage
Television
Terrorism
Thinking
QUOTES
Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
John Updike
7 Likes
Driving quotes
Sponsored Links
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
67 Likes
Humorfunny quotes
Driving quotes
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
Unknown
146 Likes
Funny quotes
Driving quotes
Movies quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become something of a master at changing my clothes while driving. The men driving next to me love it.
Vanessa Marcil
14 Likes
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
70 Likes
Funny quotes
Driving quotes
Sponsored Links
I hate driving with my mom, she acts like its my first day driving. I dont need you to be so nervous omg. IM A GOOD DRIVER!
Unknown
13 Likes
And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension.
Ayrton Senna
6 Likes
We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus.
Unknown
58 Likes
Bitchy quotes
Driving quotes
I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
Unknown
305 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Driving quotes
I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.
Evel Knievel
23 Likes
Driving quotes
Sponsored Links
There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
Jesse Ventura
5 Likes
These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I'm washing the dishes, driving to the store and walking down the aisles. The ones that you sing when you're driving in the car and as a singer you always go back to them.
Al Jarreau
3 Likes
When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic.
Unknown
71 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Driving quotes
Blame quotes
If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
Unknown
26 Likes
Funny quotes
Drinking quotes
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
Paris Hilton
5 Likes
Sponsored Links
Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.
Jerrod Niemann
13 Likes
Drinking quotes
Music quotes
I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
Unknown
120 Likes
Funny quotes
Drinking quotes
Speech quotes
It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
Unknown
20 Likes
Funny quotes
Drinking quotes
I quite drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.
Freddie Hubbard
0 Likes
I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
Jack Osbourne
1 Likes
1
2
3
4
5
6
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 28
Approval
Be Yourself
Being Free
Bible
Competition
GOALS
Gratefulness
Individualism
Intuition
Life
Love
Motivation
Parents
Priorities
Promise
Solitude
Success
Wealth
Women
Women In Business
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™