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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.
Tommy Lasorda
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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.
Tommy Lasorda
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Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we have meat, and we can eat - And let the Lord be thanked.
Robert Burns
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There are people who eat the earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And other people who stand around and watch them eat.
Lillian Hellman
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?
George Carlin
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Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot.
Tony Robbins
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I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.
Carol Alt
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Human beings do not eat nutrients, they eat food.
Mary Catherine Bateson
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To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
La Rochefoucauld
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God's creatures, great and small... eat them one, eat them all.
John A Simone Sr
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I can get whatever I want to eat and when you, you know, you forget to eat you sometimes pick up fast food.
Star Jones
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Your body is the direct result of what you eat as well as what you don't eat.
Gloria Swanson
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I eat a lot. I eat three times a day and I snack.
Suzanne Somers
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Bird eat it and they leave it. Fowls eat it Goats love to play with it.
Peter Tosh
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave Attell
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I don't eat until I'm full, I eat until I'm miserable, hate my life, and feel insecure about myself.
Unknown
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I`m not as skinny as I used to be, thank God. I`d look very strange if I was. I`m slim. I eat healthily because that`s the way I prefer to eat and I`m sure it helps keep the weight off.
Twiggy
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I would say this is not negative this is h, a hard part in gymnastics. You can't eat, whatever you want to eat. And what kind of meal you're supposed to have, you can't.
Olga Korbut
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
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I realistically eat every hour and 15 minutes. I watch the clock to see when I eat again. I'm almost upset that I'm not eating now.
Michael Todd
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