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Facebook Statuses To Doo Quotes & Sayings
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Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.
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Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.
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Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.
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Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...
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Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones.
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bi... posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that you?'
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So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook.
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I'm at home watching the NBA game and noticed that one of my favorite players, Dirk Nowitzi looks like Shaggy Doo.
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Though men determine, the gods doo dispose: and oft times many things fall out betweene the cup and the lip.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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