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Family Holidays Funnymily Holidays Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
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Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation.
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A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.
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May you get the blessings of faith, happiness and peace this Christmas. May you have a beautiful Christmas celebration with friends and family. Happy Holidays to you.
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After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays...
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
Rick Sutter
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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May your holidays be merry & bright.
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Take the time to express your feelings to ALL your love ones, not just on holidays.
Unknown
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman
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Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays.
John Clayton
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Happy Thanksgiving to someone who's taught me how to not hate holidays.
Unknown
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Seasons Greetings. May your holidays be merry and bright.
Unknown
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I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
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I really only ever go on sun holidays so in my experience I prepare myself for the beach.
Lisa Snowdon
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Mend a broken relationship with someone during the holidays.
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Wearing red increases the chances of you getting laid during the holidays.
Unknown
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