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Farted In My Wallet Now I Ha Quotes & Sayings
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It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky...
Mitch Hedberg
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A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
Jay Leno
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Its so cold outside, I just farted and snowflakes came out.
Unknown
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Have you ever farted and it didn't smell?
Rob Dyrdek
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This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard
Eastbound And Down
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I want a man who wants me enough to snuggle in my bed w/me and the dog and not feel the need to clarify who farted.
Unknown
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My 'friend' just farted in the car and locked the windows on me. How was your night?
Jason Kennedy
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Just asked my fiance to dance with me as if it were our first dance. Then he farted and I had to leave the room. Ain't love grand?
Danielle Fishel
9 Likes
A buffet.... oh if only I'd brought my wallet with me.
Zoidberg
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The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Frank Dane
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I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.
Johan Cruijff
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He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
Benjamin Franklin
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I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.
Richard Pryor
15 Likes
I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his wallet to the other pocket.
Ben Crenshaw
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Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.
Michael Crichton
1 Likes
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A father is a guy who has photos in his wallet where his money used to be.
Unknown
7 Likes
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It takes two seconds...No more fishing in your wallet or purse for credit cards.
Ryan Ross
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The bigger and heav�er the wallet is, the handsomer is the man who owns it.
Unknown
16 Likes
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield
62 Likes
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