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I think when women reach a certain age, they look better with a little fat in their face. Im lucky Im Latin because people expect me to be a bit more plump.
Sofia Vergara
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Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your a.. or the shit in your brains? Fat fu...
John Mcclane
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Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.
Uma Thurman
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I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout.
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I'm more hungry now than I was 11 years ago. Which is great because I see a lot of artists that have been out for a long period of time. They get kind of fat.
Lenny Kravitz
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I had to gain weight until I looked like a seal so I could compete with the real whor..s who played the other roles. I was fat as a barrel.
Victoria Abril
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I have one hand on my hip because I'm wearing a sleeveless shirt/dress and it makes my arms look less fat/more toned.
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I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout.
Unknown
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The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it.
Matthew Bright
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I still think Im fat. Right now Im worrying about how Im going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional s..y pregnant day where I think I look great.
Lily Allen
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Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.
Uma Thurman
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I think people are sick and tired of all the abuse songs, and drug addiction, we want to bring to world a big fat smile.
Steve Brown
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So instead of beating myself up for being fat, I think it's a miracle that I laugh every day and walk through my life with pride, because our culture is unrelenting when it comes to large people.
Camryn Manheim
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I can't bear political correctness. I don't like a rule driven life and I hate the fact that you can't criticise a fat person.
Simon Cowell
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Fat chance you loser, lets get this show on the road, got it? Now according to my plan once that happy healer down there sees Im nearly toast, he has no choice but to fix me up.
Vegeta
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine
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Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop.
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Fat girls will chow down a bunch of pancakes today without even chewing and tomorrow will moan about their lack of beach body for summer.
Unknown
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I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
Jason Segel
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