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Fat Head Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.
Carol Alt
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Muscle and water is critical in burning fat.
Lee Haney
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Fat man's funk...smells like rump.
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
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Americans like fat books and thin women.
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I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.
Nathan Lane
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That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying.
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You don't need to be 'petite' to be beautiful. Being 'curvy' doesn't mean your 'fat.'
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Run from the police picture that, ni... I'm too fat.
Biggie Smalls
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.
Armistead Maupin
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If I hear another pancake joke I'm gonna flip.
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The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.
Adrian Edmondson
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown, making the jokes, wanting attention.
Rose Byrne
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