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Fire Crotch Jokes Jokesesmpressive Lines Fo Quotes & Sayings
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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It is literally true, as the thankless say, that they have nothing to be thankful for. He who sits by the fire, thankless for the fire, is just as if he had no fire. Nothing is possessed save in appreciation, of which thankfulness is the indispensable ingredient. But a thankful heart hath a continual feast.
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
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Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles.
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What if you dove in the pool and while you where on the bottom freaking out some body poured oil on the surface and lit it on fire! Yeah and then you're like Ooooohhhhhhh, Ooooohhhhhhh, Ooooohhhhhhh!!! You got to keep swimming around feeling for a spot where there's no fire! Then what if you find a circle where there's no fire and the second you come up a big dude just punched you in the face! Get back in the fiery water! You don't come out of the fiery water! Cover up that whole with more fire now! Get back in the fiery water!
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
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I went across the fields to avoid the straight highways, along the firing lines where people were shooting at a small wooded hill, which is now covered with wooden crosses and lines of graves instead of spring flowers.
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Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat a.. is calling me.
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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My pants in Star Wars were constantly splitting right up the crotch. I had to jump around and do all sorts of things, and the material tore very easily. If I bent my knees too far, I could hear the rip. That was always embarassing.
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Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get up.
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
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