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First Time To Hve Facebook Account Quotes & Sayings
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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The idea is a straightforward one. We provide an account for every newborn in America, a $500 account.
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It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status.
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I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
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Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
Hussein Nishah
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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Now, my father Matthias was not only eminent on account of is nobility, but had a higher commendation on account of his righteousness, and was in great reputation in Jerusalem, the greatest city we have.
Flavius Josephus
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I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.
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My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford to be broke.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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Ivy Blue bank account is larger then mine and she isn't even a day old...salty.
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Keep your blame, shame and pregame to a minimum. But raise your glass, class, and bank account as often as you can.
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I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I don't want to go to your cat's birthday party, freak.
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