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Free Drinks Daniel Tosh Quotes & Sayings
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
Daniel Tosh
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Daniel Tosh
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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, Well that taught me a lesson.
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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Daniel Tosh
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models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
Daniel Tosh
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
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All drinks are free
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If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Daniel Tosh
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Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.
Daniel Tosh
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Daniel Tosh
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Daniel Tosh
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Daniel Tosh
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Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet.
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The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.
Daniel Tosh
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
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She only smokes when she drinks. She only drinks now and then. Now and then when she's tired of being let down by men...
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