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Funny 50th Birthdaystatstubemogulcomstats Quotes & Sayings
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
A A Milne
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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Half a century ago, they say, a wonderful marriage began that day. Two beautiful people joined as one, and worked together to make living fun. We celebrate now those fifty years; We raise our glass and give three cheers: To partners in life in both work and play, its our pleasure to share your golden day. Happy 50th Anniversary!
Joanna Fuchs
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
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After fifty everything that doesnt hurt doesnt work!
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A golden aura surrounds you two, a couple representing all thats right about marriage, a pair who have triumphed over time, over challenges, over all, and continue to bond, serve and love. A golden aura symbolizes unselfishness, generosity, and happy compromise out of love for each other. You are an extraordinary duo, and we wish you comfort, peace, and happiness all the years of your lives.
Joanna Fuchs
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Mom and Dad, For 50 years, youve been the ones who showed us how to live. Your marriage demonstrates it best, how to love and how to give. You always had a helping hand, a smile and a dose of cheer; Your selfless, sweet devotion kept us sheltered, year by year. Youve dealt with life like champions for half a century now; Youve blessed all those who know you; Mom and Dad, please take a bow!
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Love has no age as it is always renewing itself.
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Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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They came down on my 50th birthday to the Whisky and played 45 minutes of old Mot�rhead songs! I always thought Metallica were good from day one. But when I first met Lars Ulrich, he was a horrible mouthy brat, same as he is now. He was head of Mot7ouml;rhead's West Coast fan club; what he didn't tell us was that he and Cliff [Burton, Metallica's original bassist] were the only members! Lars is a true friend. I'd hide him even if he were charged for murder. And Jimmy [James Hetfield] is frickin' funny as shit. I wish he wouldn't take everything so seriously, though. It seems to be messing with his head.
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Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for eternity.
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We began as strangers. We became friends. We became one with each other...We remain as one forever.
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True love is spending one day getting married... and the rest of your life feeling glad you did.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.
Robert Browning
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And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary.
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