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Funny 80th Poems Quotes & Sayings
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Thank God you didnt have to blow 80 candles. It could take a whole day to do so.
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Congratulations on turning eighty. You are closer from being a centenarian more than ever.
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The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
Jean Renoir
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You have to change your ID, because they made a mistake. You are not 80. You are just a 40 year old with 40 years of experience.
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Age is just a matter of feeling. You arent eighty if you feel like it.
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Blowing all your 80 candles is as difficult as taking the first place in Marathon.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Art Buchwald
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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
Chelsea Handler
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In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article.
Caroline Kennedy
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Happy Birthday to the youngest 80 year old Ive ever met!
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Happy Birthday to the most beautiful 80 year old I have ever seen!
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Happy Birthday to the most amazing 80 year old!
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80 really suits you. Happy Birthday!
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You are the purest example of 80 being the new 40. Happy Birthday!
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Youve seen or experienced a lot of wonderful things after eighty years of living. Hope you keep doing the same. Happy Birthday!
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I seem to keep returning to my father in poems because his personality was so extreme, so driven. He did everything to excess. I seem to keep returning to my father in poems because his personality was so extreme, so driven. He did everything to excess.
Robert Morgan
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I like poems that are complex.
Peter Davison
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