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Funny Airport Quotes & Sayings
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It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear
Douglas Adams
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When you consider the sheer number of awards that they give out in this town, they should just give you one at the airport when you arrive.
Jon Cryer
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It's a departure for me...I can't walk through the airport in Singapore without a little kid hanging on my leg saying: George! George!
Brendan Fraser
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Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport.
Thomas Hardy
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At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport.
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The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts
Anthony Price
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This is Dimebag, strapped up at the Airport, man, plane's all late and delayed and shit, and I'm looking at all these signs they say Shop, Restroom, oh... there it is.... BAR.
Dimebag Darrell
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This is Dimebag, strapped up at the Airport, man, planes all late and delayed and shit, and Im looking at all these signs they say Shop, Restroom, oh there it is. BAR.
Dimebag Darrell
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After Richmond, we went to Dover and tested that week at Kentucky. I was going to Dover and we had to get the trainer to meet us at the airport. I had to do some therapy on my ribs they hurt so bad.
Sterling Marlin
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Did you have trouble at the airport this week? I had to throw away all my make-up. They said it's because of this terrorist plot they foiled over in England. I believe it's an elaborate ruse perpetrated by the big cosmetics industry. Maybe it's not terrorism. Maybe it's Maybelline.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I always thought security was a joke at New York airports, and in U.S. airports to begin with. You can go through any European or Middle Eastern airport and things are a lot tougher.
Richard Drew
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After Lockerbie, everyone thought, now we've learned the lesson of how to be proactive instead of being reactive. Unfortunately, September 11 came and we know the result. Thousands of people lost their lives. Security totally failed, not at one airport, at three different airports around the country.
Isaac Yeffet
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Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every Saturday morning to the nearest airport, ten miles away, push airplanes in and out of the hangars, and clean up the hangars.
Alan Shepard
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Every bit of money that we can bring from our federal transportation budget in Washington back here to Stewart Airport will benefit our local economy and our local residents.
Sue Kelly
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If bi...es could fly, my school would be a fu..ing airport.
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You can't decide what to wear when you meet him at the airport because his flight comes in at a ridiculous hour in the morning and you want to look cute, but not too cute, because your cutest outfit you want to save for your first full day together.
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Why did Autograph Magazine list me as one of the worst autograph signers? Oh, I don't know. It's probably because I punched some 8-year-old kid in the airport one time, and he wanted an autograph.
Will Ferrell
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We put people of concern on the watch list or the no-fly list, so we have a number of layers of security beyond the airport checkpoint. We gather as much information about a passenger as the law allows without profiling.
John Pistole
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The growth of Stewart Airport creates new jobs for area residents, brings new business and new travelers to the region, and brings new convenient travel options to those of us living in the Hudson Valley.
Sue Kelly
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