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Funny Airport Quotes & Sayings
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The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.
Anthony Price
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I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from the airport there were such enormous potholes.
Fidel Castro
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My vacation just started, I would describe my mood as euphoric. I may even run and skip at the airport, may not have time though.
Jason Kennedy
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Every role I've played, that could've happened. It's nice, it happens, but it is rather disconcerting when a young child comes up to at the airport and starts doing your lines, it happens.
Michael York
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Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fu..ed up shit, yo! -Airport Screener
Due Date
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I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all passengers.
David Neeleman
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Now that we have a democracy and you can go back and the airport air is not laden with evil any more, you can actually breathe oxygen when you land in Johannesburg.
Janet Suzman
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Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say. I told you yesterday that there was an attack and a retreat at Saddam's airport.
Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
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Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come, not realizing that they are standing in an airport.
Unknown
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Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it.
Russell Baker
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I really don't get recognized much. But there was one experience in an airport with two kids, when the little girl said, 'Princess Diaries!' and freaked out, but I still have anonymity, it's great. I go out anywhere I want, no one ever recognizes me.
Chris Pine
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I might be in an airport, late or angry with a ticket person, and I'm going to sort of check myself, because part of me is seen as Eric Camden. We all need as much help as we can get. It's a role model to me as much as to anybody else.
Stephen Collins
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By the time I grew up, there was thirty billion a year in cargo moving through Idlewild Airport and believe me, we tried to steal every bit of it. -Henry Hill
Goodfellas
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And so we were asleep there in San Diego. And our pilot called us. And his brother was on one of the other planes. And when he was leaving the airport, he saw in his rear view mirror that there was an explosion.
Reba McEntire
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During the week that I arrived in the United States, I saw an airport, used a telephone, used a library, talked with a scientist, and was shown a computer for the first time in my life.
Philip Emeagwali
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bi... please, if d..ks could fly, your mouth would be an airport.
Unknown
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With Stewart International Airport located here, the New Windsor Police Department has an added responsibility to take anti-terrorism precautions while protecting our area.
Sue Kelly
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Calling O'Hare an airport is like calling the Queen Elizabeth II a boat.
Andrew H Malcolm
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