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Funny April 1st Quotes & Sayings
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We were led to a pediatric ophthalmologist. It's a hard date for me, April 14, 1998. The doctor came back from the examining room and told us she had tumors in both eyes.
Hunter Tylo
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Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come
Thomas Carlyle
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For instance, I was a little surprised that the Shiites didn't rise up against Saddam and the Baath party across most of the country when the Americans moved in March and April of 2003.
Juan Cole
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Elections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.
Thomas Sowell
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Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.
April Winchell
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I've also committed my time and resources to many local organizations like Christmas in April, Catholic Community Services, and Hudson County Meals on Wheels.
Vincent Frank
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I've been with the group since 1965. I will be beginning my fifth year on April ninth this year.
Bruce Johnston
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I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fool's Day.
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People born in April are very loving and caring people. They are the ones who have the best memories.
Unknown
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This is the one day of the year I wish I was on jury duty.
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After I found April Barrows, I felt I had found a soul mate. Her stuff is exactly what I was looking for.
Suzy Bogguss
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Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
William Shakespeare
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I'll try not to let you down and I promise you two and a half months of complete s..ual abstinence until April 9 [2006].
Silvio Berlusconi
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Every day is April Fool's Day when you're living a lie.
Unknown
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I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
April Winchell
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Lav_april
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I told them, you can succeed - it's not likely the first time, maybe 25 per cent, but you CAN succeed. You can also die. By April 16 they had already been to camp III, well ahead of most teams.
Anatoli Boukreev
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We have no opinion on the Arab-Arab conflicts.
April Glaspie
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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After the departure of the land parties, I embarked with six men on thursday, the 21st april, on board my newly made boat and began the descent of the river.
William Henry Ashley
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