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Funny Bad News And Good News One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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I wish you'd appear in my bed as often as you appear in my News Feed.
Unknown
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Zombies are fictional beings just like vampires...
Unknown
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Being the bearer of bad news to people today, hate being the one with a black hat on.
Unknown
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I have become the momentary bearer of bad news. Apparently it is not okay to quit when the going gets tough. Sorry kids.
Unknown
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Victor Saville was bad news because he wanted money just to do one big picture.
Mickey Spillane
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I did nothing wrong I was just the Bearer of Bad News but somebody has to play Villain in this Story called life...
Unknown
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It is good news, worthy of all acceptation; and yet not too good to be true.
Matthew Henry
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Maybe some of today's papers have too many feel-good features, but there is a lot of good news out there.
Ben Bradlee
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Drankin' yet I'm thinking of another rhyme. Smokin', hoping that some bad news will come some other time.
Devin Tha Dude
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Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the level of quality men or women in this world is getting worse!
Unknown
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No news at 4:30 a.m. is good.
Lady Bird Johnson
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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.
Jon Stewart
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Republicans have to be relieved. Given all the bad news this White House has faced, at least the president's hemorrhaging has stopped.
Stuart Rothenberg
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The price of being close to the President is delivering bad news. You fail him if you don't tell him the truth. Others won't do it.
Donald Rumsfeld
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I was one of the first generations to watch television. TV exposes people to news, to information, to knowledge, to entertainment. How is it bad?
Tom Clancy
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Good news! What goes around, comes around. And with these people, it will come around hard, and not let up. Eventually. At least for a while
Unknown
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
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One of the first rules of playing the power game is that all bad news must be accepted calmly, as if one already knew and didn't care.
Michael Korda
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but complaining about equal rights won't change the minds of the Supreme Court.
Unknown
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Debate is almost non-existent and no one is apparently accountable to anybody apart from their political party bosses. It is bad news for democracy in this country.
Helen Suzman
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