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Funny Bbm Statusty Day Quotes & Sayings
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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Im choosing my words carefully cause Im sure, when it comes to being naked with Jennifer Aniston, they will be printed. But, believe it or not, it was just really silly, fun, funny and entertaining, at the end of the day.
Charlie Day
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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I'm honoring you this Boss's Day by spending only half my workday on email, social media, dating sites, and po..ography.
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Those special people who believe in others give them the courage to succeed. It really means a lot to work with someone who's so understanding & supportive. Have a Great Day
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
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Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.
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Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it.
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We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to speak up.
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I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games.
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I'm boycotting Bastille Day because I'm still upset about France not supporting a war we were totally wrong about.
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I'd have made you breakfast in bed if you'd taught me how to cook.
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This Labor Day, let's salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.
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