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Funny Bed Stuff To Say To Someone Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
Rowan Atkinson
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.
Christopher Case
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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Rick Ross shirts be looking like a sheet from a King size bed!
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn Vos Savant
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And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
Jennifer Lopez
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
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I LOVE SLEEPING but I never want to go to bed early.
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'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.'
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
Guy De Maupassant
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The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world
Napoleon Bonaparte
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My bed always feels more comfortable when I'm being forced to get out of it.
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I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.
Daphne Zuniga
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Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed.
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My bed is my closest friend. He never leaves, he's always there for support, and he even comforts me when I'm down.
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I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.
Ally McBeal
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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
Simon Pegg
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