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Funny Bed Stuff To Say To Someone Quotes & Sayings
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny Youngman
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Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
Joel Madden
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Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.
Robert C Gallagher
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
W H Auden
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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
Emo Philips
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Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed.
Bruno Mars
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Can someone please drag me out of bed and make me clean my house so I can see the floor again? THANKS
Justine Ezarik
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Ambrose Bierce
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If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
Bruce Jenner
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I love mysteries, and I read them every night before I go to bed.
David Herbert Donald
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
Unknown
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
Jason Alexander
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
Nora Dunn
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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