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Funny Bed Stuff To Say To Someone Quotes & Sayings
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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene Dietrich
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my sho.. off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Elliott Gould
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But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.
Robert Downey Jr
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I'm all alright, I'm all alright, I'm all alright. He played Solitaire in bed. Used to blow bubbles in bed. He sang Christmas songs in bed.
Madeleine Peyroux
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
Unknown
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Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!
Elvis Presley
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I wish you'd appear in my bed as often as you appear in my News Feed.
Unknown
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The action stuff is only good if you get the character stuff in there as well. Sometimes that get lost in amongst all the trying to make stuff blow up.
Nicholas Hoult
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Lets do math...add the bed subtract the clothes!
Unknown
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People are funny you don't even know about the shit that I been through. I just want some head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.
Drake
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But I'd play on everything from pop records to a lot of the glam stuff to rock stuff to classical stuff. I used to get called to do all those things, it was great.
Rick Wakeman
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.
David R Ellis
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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People who say life is a bed of roses usually complain about sleeping in thorns.
Unknown
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I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.
Halle Berry
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I'm obviously comfortable with my feminine side! I didn't have any reservations playing a gay guy as it was kind of a neat idea to me. I'm able to drop all the crappy male stuff of trying to impress the girl and get her into bed, because she thinks I'm gay.
Matthew Perry
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