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Funny Bed Stuff To Say To Someone Quotes & Sayings
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The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin Edwards
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A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
Samantha Bee
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For sure, you don't believe the good stuff. I mean, the good stuff is just insane - wacky. If you don't take it too much to heart, it does help when the negative stuff hits. And you know the negative stuff is coming. It's got to! What comes up must come down.
Julia Ormond
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A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right.
Audrey Meadows
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When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
Calvin Klein
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner
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Bed is the poor man's opera
Italian Proverb
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If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
Anita Roddick
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If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
Ian Mckellen
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
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The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.
Ralph Wiggum
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Angelina Jolie may get him [Antonio Banderas] in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith
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I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
O J Simpson
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I go to bed with men, not boys.
Linda Fiorentino
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No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Kevin Hart
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Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.
Jose Marti
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When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
Unknown
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He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted."
Genesis 25:30
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It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots, I want to plant stuff.
Melissa McCarthy
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