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Funny Being Mommy Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Being Mommy" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?
Howard Cosell
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Upon being crowned Little Miss Cherub, a three-year-old girl waved an envelope containing her scholarship at her mother watching from the audience and yelled, Mommy, I got mail!
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Ive been a stepmother for six years and its amazing. I really enjoy it. Its a lot of work but I like it. It grounds me. I like being domestic. I would love to be a biological mommy some day. That would make me very happy.
Megan Fox
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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No matter where I go and how many women out there I meet, you're the prettiest woman I have ever seen. I love you so much Mom! Happy Mommy's day!
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Tell mommy I don't go to the church, Tell Ahk I don't go to the mosque, I blow blunts, hold guns and ima be right there when soldiers will march.
Styles P
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I never knew how much love my heart could hold until someone called me mommy.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Best friends and the best mother ever; you are seriously a gift to me Mommy. I love you. Happy Mothers day.
Unknown
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Bad parents ALWAYS put themselves first before their kids. Good parents realize the kids come first, but once in awhile Mommy and Daddy MUST have some personal time and pleasure!
Unknown
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I feel so safe in this world because I already know that no matter what, you will always be there for me to watch my back and pick me up whenever I fall. Mommy you are the best! I love you so much. Happy Mothers day.
Unknown
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as you sleep Mommy, in the cradle of the Lord, I am reassured of God's promises in His Holy Word. I dream of the day when Heaven's gates open to receive me and with your smiling face and loving eyes, reunited once again I will be.
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Your birthday is so far away! Thank God we have Mother's day, to make my Mommy feel like a princess that she already is. I love you Mom. Happy Mother's day.
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You are the sunrise that shines in my life day after day after day. I wonder what I would have done without you. Happy birthday, dearest mommy!
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I love writing but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, "You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, giftless. I'm not your agent and I'm not your mommy. I'm a white piece of paper, you wanna dance with me?" And I really, really don't.
Aaron Sorkin
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I'm not someone who eats salad and chicken...I have a lot of heads around the table and if there's not variety they get bored. I mean sometimes I have two to three things to serve and my daughter will be like, 'That's it, Mommy?' So it's fish one day, goulash the next day, spaghetti Bolognese, then schnitzel. I cook a lot.
Heidi Klum
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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People often say that mothers are the best teachers in the world. Over the years, I have come to know that it couldn't be truer. Thanks for being the best mother and teacher in the whole world. Happy Birthday my dearest mommy!
Unknown
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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