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Funny Being Mommy Quotes & Sayings
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There would have to be something wrong with someone who could throw out a child's first Valentine card saying, I love you, Mommy.
Ginger Hutton
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Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you.
Octavia Butler
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First of all when you're a mommy like you like the consistency of being on a show like that's just peace of mind, I know I have financial, you know stability.
Nia Long
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Hey dumb a.. I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!
Unknown
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Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.
Loretta Lynn
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The only tantrum I have ever thrown was when I watched an annoying girl doing a Barbie commercial on TV, and I screamed Mommy, I can do that better!
Michelle Trachtenberg
6 Likes
A half a million dollars worth of crack money. Wrap your parents up, now you got a black mommy.
2 Chainz
4 Likes
I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.
Toni Braxton
12 Likes
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The best s.. education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
William Masters
8 Likes
Man made to suffer and woman to feel pain. Dey .... mi mommy mi sister I say oh what a shame.
Capleton
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Your daddy is a wine, and your mommy's quite insane. From altar boy to sewer rat, you don't give a damn.
Megadeth
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I really want my mom to find a nice older man but I don't trust these fu..ers I'm over protective of my mommy.
Amber Rose
13 Likes
Yeah my son is rich, but youre a self b*tch, ooh you make me itch. You dont respect me, Im his mommy
Mama Jones
9 Likes
There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement story. What I'm I going to say to my kids? Well, mommy really wanted to get married, so daddy said, alrighty. So un-romantic.
Charlotte York
1 Likes
Some people need to grow up you're supposed to be independent in a couple years mommy and daddy arent gonna be there to hand you hundreds forever.
Unknown
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I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.
Gene Simmons
5 Likes
They have the big ferris wheel and we've been out of town for two months, so he just was like, 'Mommy I want to go to Toys R Us and I don't care if you have a movie coming out and all that.' He was just being a kid. But I had to allow him to have that moment.
Nia Long
3 Likes
Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met? Kids: Are you my daddy?
Don't Be A Menace
23 Likes
Hollering at this Japanese Girl, Asian Mommy. But its too soon for Japanese Girls? Too Tsunami?
Childish Gambino
8 Likes
I'm a Mommy's Girl, the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.
Susie Bright
141 Likes
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