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Funny Being Mommy Quotes & Sayings
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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'Thank you' seems very small to say when I think about all the sacrifices you have made for me. I love you dearest Mommy. Happy Mothers day to you.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Lots of bear hugs and sweet kisses to my wonderful mother on Mother's day. I hope you have an awesome day. Happy Mother's day Mommy!
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Some really very special people need to be reminded at times as to how special they are. Today is your day Mommy. So I am taking this opportunity to remind you that you mean the world to me. I love you. Happy Mother's day. May God bless you today and forever.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Mom Youve given me so much, Love from your heart and the warmth of your touch. The gift of life and youre a friend to me. We have a very Special Bond, which only comes from GodIm sure you agree. As a child I would say Mommy I Love You.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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There has never been a time or will never come a day when you will not be as important as you are to me at the very moment. You mean the world to me Mommy. I love you so much. Happy Mothers day.
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Nothing can be compared to the love a mother has for her children. Your love is incomparable, unconditional and inseparable. No matter where I go or what I do, at the end of the day I always find myself finding solace in your advice. I love you too Mommy. Happy Mothers day.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Mommy, I love you, for all that you do. Ill kiss you & hug you, because you love me, too. You feed me & need me, to teach you to play, So smile because I love you, On this Mothers Day.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I don't feel like a movie star in my life at all, and I don't particularly think I behave like one. I don't have my own plane. I don't have a chef or a trainer. To me, you're a movie star only during the time when you're at the Academy Awards or at an important glamorous event. It's very much a hat that you wear, and as soon as the event's over, that hat comes off. I'm back to being me and being Mommy, and that's my priority.
Kate Winslet
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I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
Jack Handy
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