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Funny Birthday Cards For Dad Quotes & Sayings
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I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now its all lower.
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Looking fifty is greatif youre sixty.
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Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.
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Im aiming by the time Im fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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Pretending to read your birthday card after the money's fallen out...
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Im not 50 Im 49.95 plus tax.
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I cant believe youre 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!
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You're halfway to 42.
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
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I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized.
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It's so hard. And can I say something? I thought she did a really good job. Everyone reads off cue cards. There were some people saying 'She read off cue cards!' Everyone - the cast members, the host - everyone reads off cue cards. That's how it's done, because they change the script right before, so you have to read off cue cards.
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My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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It's your birthday! This significance of this day is beyond just your birthday. It is a celebration of someone that is loved and greatly admired. Happy 65th Birthday!
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
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I'm taking your birthday as an opportunity to thank you for all that you are to me. I will never be able to forget the support that you have given me. Happy Birthday, my sugar lumps! May your birthday be as sweet as you are.
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Yippee your birthday is finally here. It is time to party! It is time to sing and dance, and it is time for birthday bumps! May you have a delicious and partylicious birthday!
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I wish you a lovely day, not just today because it is your birthday, but all year round. May you always wake up in the morning with a smile on your face. Happy Birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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