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Funny Black Friday Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Black Friday" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.
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Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?
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Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.
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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.
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Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.
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I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.
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I hope your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday.
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Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot.
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My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a 'mass Thanksgiving text.'
Blake Griffin
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Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween.
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Standing for one week in a line that's crazy; Honey, I just lost my job because of Black Friday.
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I bought you a T-shirt with Romney's name on it for Black Friday...I was gonna buy you an Obama one, but they were all sold out.
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'Black Friday Bowling' Because those pins look A LOT like those bi...es in front of me in line this morning!
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Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less what I saved!
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It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
Rebecca Black
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I swept the shelves of merchandise, mopped the floors with savings. Then plowed through the bi... who tried to cut me in line. I cleaned on Black Friday.
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Black Friday a.k.a. Battlefield. 'Now remember what I thought you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there an make Grandma proud!'
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