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Funny Black Friday Quotes & Sayings
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Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.
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Its a great day to kill others shopping and cleaning up this Thanksgiving crap should be left to Grandma.
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A Christian holiday celebrated on the Friday before Easter Sunday. It is the day that Jesus Christ is said to have been nailed and died upon the cross. Meat is not to be consumed on this day.
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It's better to allow our lives to speak for us than just our words. And on Good Friday we get to take stock of whether we are achieving this.
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Good Friday is a day of obligatory fasting and abstinence from meat.
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On Friday the 13th weird things are supposed to happen...Maybe I'll get in to a relationship. Happy Friday the 13th!
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Let's get our mind off America's debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge.
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
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Good Friday commemorates the crucifixion and death of Jesus Christ at Calvary. It is observed by Catholics across the world during the Holy Week-the last week of Lent.
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Good Friday is a day of mourning, and all the ceremonies and rituals of the day are centered on the feeling of sorrow, at the pain and humiliation that Jesus underwent for the cause of goodness and humanity.
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Good Friday is a day of hope. It is a day where we look forward to a brighter tomorrow. Many things have happened to change the course of our lives, but it has not shaken our faith.
Rev Dr Peola Hicks
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Good Friday is a day of sorrow mingled with joy. It is a time to grieve over the sin of man and to meditate and rejoice upon God's love in giving His only Son for the redemption of sin.
David Katski
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White people scare the crap out of me. ¦ I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ¦ never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!.
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I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.
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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
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I think @nickjonas did an AMAZING job with Friday! You're amazing, Nick!(:
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday Friday, Saturday Saturday to Sunday.
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You shop to the butt crack of dawn with the crazies to save a few $. I'll spend Thanksgiving time being grateful for my family, cyber shopping & sleep.
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One of the most inauspicious days for washing was Good Friday. Clothes hung out on that day would be spotted with blood, and a story is told that Jesus cursed a woman who was washing clothes as he passed by on the way to Calvary.
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I hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus did.
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